It pisses me off whenever I see someone on Modern Warfare 2 use the Desert Eagles or any kind of shotgun. Because it forces me to waive off the TAR-21 or AK-47 and even the AK-47 to go show that enemy who's the boss with the Desert Eagles or any kinds of shotgun.
What makes me have said RAGE FIST! Is when I shout "DEAGLE POWA!" OR "SHOTTY POWA!" at the beginning of any match.
Same thing with Battlefield: Bad Company 2. I don't get why a shotgun that does less damage than a different shotgun can do more damage to a person. Oddly enough, I cannot aim for my life with the Combat 870 Pump Action Shotgun. However, when it comes to saving my ass with the Spas-12, I always... ALWAYS head shot the enemy. Otherwise one shot them.
Strangely enough, I'm always called a hacker whenever I get a good score. It's because the other team can't handle someone base raping/spawn camping with a shotgun w/ fore grip, desert eagle akimbo, or FUCKING DEFIBRILLATORS... The opposite team often sucks so much that I can kill them with the Engineer's repair drill which is very embarrassing for the victim. Rage strikes whenever someone beats me in knifing because they have lower ping than me. By the way, these people calling me an alleged hacker always turns to be a 3 vs 1 battle. He's the only one accusing me of hacking while my team mates and occasionally enemy players defend me. Go ask Jack Liu/Hack Chew on how this guy called me a hacker because I got 28 kills with an M24 and 26 of them were head shots. I told him that I was a Call of Duty 4 Sniper and he started whining that Call of Duty is completely different than Operation 7. I wish I could have shown him his place by saying, "First of all, shut the fuck up because you're a complete newbie. Second, I also played Battlefield 2 and the sniping there is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. Third, quit you're whining because you're losing 2 to 1."
Coming to Modern Warfare 2, people call me hackers because I get scores of like... 32-2 or 25-0 or even 67-7. People just want something to complain about because they can't handle the pressure of mashing the Default F button instead of using observation, reflexes, and precision in a precise combination. Now I know that complaining has been scientifically proven to reduce blood pressure, but still ranting is better than complaining because rants have a conclusion, complaining is just continuous blabber about one thing that doesn't need fixing or tweaking. Honest to god, people can't believe the fact that a guy that runs around the entire map with defibrillators in his or her hands cannot be hacking. Obviously, if they played Modern Warfare 2 using a knife class or Battlefield 2, Bad Company, or Heroes, then they should know, it's quite easy because on a normal basis, you knife one time every approximately 1.5 seconds. When you run around with Defibrillators with the Light Weight pack specialization, you can use the defibrillator on someone every approximately 3 to 4 seconds and in that time if say you missed your target with the defibrillators, than you can knife two times because your defibrillators are back up. So instead of knifing, waiting 1.5 seconds, then knifing again, you can knife, defibrilate (yes "defibrilate"), knife, knife, defibrilate again. Like usual people, we all make up random words like "bestest" or "fantastical".
Coming to full on brute force to Battlefield: Bad Company 2. What's with the Recon class? I mean, all you got is a sniper, C4 or Mortars, and a round ball that spots people and vehicles. I mean the assault class has the ammo box, the medic class has the defibrillators, and the engineer has the rockets and repair tool. But seriously, a round ball that says, "Here's a guy... Take care of him for me." instead of, "BOOM RIGHT UP THE ASS!" or "Take some ammo you brass hog." After the recon class, you have the Medic class. Whats with them? Seriously... if you played on the Russian Army, you'll see they guys wear a red cap. A RED CAP! It's like saying. I'm right here! I'm red and my surrounding environment is white or brown!" Then you have the American medics. The very stiff and round hats with the military camouflage... Like Sarge from the single player. What is the only amusing thing in the game is when a whole squad gets medics only and actually works like a squad and when a person dies, EVERYONE runs to him to get the revive bonus.
Have I mentioned this? I like to play a game in the most unconventional way ever. Take for example... Net Game's Operation 7 (Found and told by from Jack). I would run up to an enemy with my M9 Beretta or my M24 and just rifle butt or pistol whip them. Oddly enough, even while I did this, I would still get the highest score of my entire team. Now take Modern Warfare 2... It's always me getting all the one shot or two shot kills and being called a texture hacker because I would jump around a corner and kill everyone around the corner with a shotgun w/ fore grip, desert eagle akimbo, or a Rocket Propelled Grenade or RPG. Now for Battlefield: Bad Company 2. It's me and the hummer or cobra. On the map Atacama Desert (Like any of you non Battlefield players know what it is...), each side has either the hummer or cobra and I would take that vehicle and call it "My Baby" and no one would be allowed to touch it unless you were a clan member, tank, or helicopter. I would run all my enemies over with it. To be honest, of my 1300 plus kills, I have 800 of them being road kills. Amazing huh? On the maps without Hummers or Cobras, I would take my Defibrillators or Repair tool and kill snipers that don't see me, people that jump from higher spots but didn't see me coming from behind, or people that come out a door and see me coming at them with defibrillators. Unconventional? Indeed. In Call of Duty 4, I would run up to the enemy side with an M40A3 and try to no scope everyone with a failing victory.
I would call this a rant journal entry because all I did this journal entry was RANT!
But then again, I could call it complaining so my blood pressure would drop.
My friends say I am O.C.D. but in my opinion... Hey look! A Mustang! 19... 6... 7?
Now, where was I? Oh right... My room is so hot right now, my Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are melting in their packaging and my Mountain Dew under my bed is getting warm... Yuck!
I am living a lie at the moment, I have started to use acronyms in my talk such as ttyl, tyvm, lol, stfu, etc.
You know whats the awkwardest word ever? No, it's not awkward, that's the second awkwardest words in my opinion. In my opinion, the most awkward word ever is excetera... etcetera... eccetera... See? You can't even spell it correctly...
Then there are those people that always take my lies into reality. Like my car that I photo shopped (or did I?) or the arrest and suspension?
Why is that Steam says I'm playing James Cameron's Avatar: The Game and xFire says I'm playing Battlefield: Bad Company 2 especially when I'm not playing EITHER of those.
Man, I get into so many arguments that go absolutely nowhere. And I can rant forever and ever about anything whatsoever like the time I made a whole sentence about nothing starting with nothing that can be nothing when nothing is not there because no one decided to not deny the nonexistent fact that nothing was not there to never begin with. Why is iTunes off?
I swear, one of these days, I'm going to die of heart failure at my computer because I drink so much Mountain Dew that it's not funny. Just ask Vangelis.
Why can't I be a Nazi? I can speak German. Like how the Nationalsozialistiche Deutschland Arbeiterpartei is long for Nazi in German. And saying Deutsch is German, while Deutsches is also German. Heil Hitler? Does anyone think saying that in public will allow me to become a Nazi?
Damnit, just because I can interpret whatever Hitler says in his speeches doesn't make me a serious Nazi... I just wanna be a minor Nazi... Call me the Asian Nazi.
Whenever someone types fast, they always begin to misspell words by skipping out a letter or one letter and the other are mixed up like how the becomes teh or how earlier, I just typed misspell lie mispell. Why is guarantee and camouflage such a hard word to spell? Just then, I spelled guarantee as garauntee.
Enough ranting... for now. I just spend a whole hour typing this up because I have nothing else better to do and on average, it would've taken other people maybe two hours to type this up. I only took this short of time because I'm a very fast typer. (Hey look! another made up word![according to firefox]). Come on, I got proof that I did 80 words per minute with no mistakes. Aside from the difference between the and teh.
So I have a [XP] vs =ESW= Clan War tomorrow (April 5) and before that, there is an Airsoft Match I'm participating at.
You know what, it's 1:30 at the moment so... Fuck you all and shut the fuck up about my rant or I will fucking walk to your house with a Psycho knife an stab you while you're in the shower. Nah just kidding. But honestly, to hell with blades and bullets and to Heaven with a spoon. Or... Why don't I say, "We are all insane. Only the sane mumble about the insane."
Okay, seriously... Goodnight.
All while this happens:
- Allergies build up
- Parents getting picky
- All electronics running (TV, Computer, Dual Monitors, Cellphone, Laptop, etc)
- Building Heat
P.S. This is what I have written down in my agenda on the day Summer Break starts:
CAFFEINE-FUELED TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN SLEEPLESS SUGAR FANTASIZED NON STOP CONTINUOUSLY MOVING HEROIC THREE MONTH OVERHEATING AND COOLING BURNING AND SAVING DOWNLOADING AND TORRENTING HACKING AND CATCHING BOMB SLED TERRORIZING HEROICLY FEARSOME INVINCIBLE AND UNDEFEATED HOLY CRAP WHAT IN THE NAME OF WOW HOLY SHIT ONCE AGAIN GAMING SESSION STARTS OFFICIALLY! BITCHASS! UNSTOPPABLE! NOOB! UN-FUCKING-STOPPABLE! PWNAGE! VLAD SMACKING! FTFW!
P.P.S. New Favorite Quote:
"lol idk idc imo gtfo sic roflmfao @ u."











I AM THE AWESOME OF THE AWESOME.... aww screw that. I'm Jonathan's friend? the one that goes by the freaky alias that makes me sound like a different... screw explaining. FL or SW or MG or SP
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My novels can be found at the following:
[link] If you don't go to Walton, screw it. still come.
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My novels can be found at the following:
[link] If you don't go to Walton, screw it. still come.
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My novels can be found at the following:
[link] If you don't go to Walton, screw it. still come.
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im actually japanese if you wanted to know.